i think theres a spider on the wall near the ceilng over my bed but if i stand up and check ill have to do something about it
IT WWAS A FUCKIMNG SPIDER SO NO W I STOLE MY PILLOW AND BLANKET AND LAPTOP AND AM ON THE COUCH DOWNSTAIRS
I now need to burn my room
I GOT TOO CLOSE TO IT SO I SAW IT REALLY CLOSE AND NOW IM CRYING I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS SO MUCH
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
"I mean, sex isn’t the be-all, end-all."
In high school I did everything I could not to take my shirt off in front of other people. Like, I don’t think I showered once after gym class. Now though, thanks to a little more working out, a little more protein, my outside-self is catching up to my inside-self. And I feel pretty comfortable in my skin. And that feels good.